Make my pp go doing doing doing

The way you shake it

I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an
( ass like that )

The way you
move it

you make my pee
pee go

Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it

it's almost too good
to be true

I ain't never seen an
( ass like that )

The way you
move it

you make my pee
pee go

Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves
she's like a belly dancer

She's shaking that ass
to that new nelly jam

I think someones at
the door

But I don't think
I'm gonna answer

Police saying
"freeze"

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean
freeze?

Please, I'm a human being
I have needs

I'm not done, not till
I'm finish peeing

I am not resisting
arrest

I am agreeing
Mr. Officer

I'm already on
my knees

I can't get on the
ground any further

it's impossible
for me

And do not treat me like
a murderer

I just like to
pee, pee, pee

Yes, I make R and B

I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong

a-ching-chong-chong
chong-ching

Psych, I joke, I joke
I kidd, I kidd

If I offend
I'm sorry

please, please
forgive

For I am Triumph
the puppet dog

I am a mere
puppet

I can get away with
anything I sing

you will love it
( you will love it )..

The way you shake it

I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an
( ass like that )

The way you
move it

you make my pee
pee go

Doing, doing, doing

Jessica Simpson
looks oh so temptin'

Nick I ain't never seen an
( ass like that )

Everytime I see that show
on MTV my pee pee goes

Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley
used to be so wholesome

Now they're
getting older

they're starting
to grow bum bums

I go to the movies and
sit down with my pop corn

Police saying
"freeze"

Doing doing doing

What do you mean
freeze?

Geez, I just got
my seat

I have ticket, look
I put away my zipper zipped

Please do not remove me
from this movie theater please

I did not even get to see
Mary-Kate shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene
or make a great big scene

And don't treat me like I'm pee
wee herman, this movies PG

Mr. Officer, I demand
to see my attorney

I will simply plead
innocent

cop a plea and
be free

Free, yes, free, right back
on the streets

What you mean my
lawyer's with Michael

he's too busy?

I am Triumph

Britney Spears has
shoulders like a man

And I can say that and
you'll laugh

cuz that is a puppet
on my hand

The way you shake it

I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an
( ass like that )

The way you
move it

you make my pee
pee go

Doing, doing, doing

Hilary Duff is.. not
quite old enough so

I ain't never seen
( a butt like that )

Maybe next year
I'll say ass

and she'll make my pee
pee go

Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves
she dances like a go-go

In that video she sings
get out your bozo

I need a new boyfriend
hi my name is JoJo

Police saying
"freeze"

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean
freeze?

My computers would
be seized

and my keys
to my ranch

I just baked cookies
Mr. Officer

looky, take a whiff
of these

Here, I make
Jesus juice

take a sip of this

Nobody is safe
from me

no not even me

I don't even know if I can
say the word pee pee

pee, On the radio
but I think I did

Janet, is that
a breast

I think I just
saw a tit

Psych, I joke, I joke
I kidd, I kidd

I don't think my joke
is working

I must flee quick

Get to the chopper

everybody get out

I am not Triumph

I am Arnold
get down

The way you shake it

I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an
( ass like that )

The way you
move it

you make my pee
pee go

Doing, doing, doing

So Gwen Stefani

will you pee pee on
me please?

I ain't never seen an
( ass like that )

Cuz the way you
move it

you make my pee
pee go

Doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with you?
(ha!)....