The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an
( ass like that )
The way you
move it
you make my pee
pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I don't believe it
it's almost too good
to be true
I ain't never seen an
( ass like that )
The way you
move it
you make my pee
pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves
she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass
to that new nelly jam
I think someones at
the door
But I don't think
I'm gonna answer
Police saying
"freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean
freeze?
Please, I'm a human being
I have needs
I'm not done, not till
I'm finish peeing
I am not
resisting
arrest
I am agreeing
Mr. Officer
I'm already on
my knees
I can't get on the
ground any further
it's impossible
for me
And do not treat me like
a murderer
I just like to
pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make R and B
I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong
a-ching-chong-chong
chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke
I kidd, I kidd
If I offend
I'm sorry
please, please
forgive
For I am Triumph
the puppet dog
I am a mere
puppet
I can get away with
anything I sing
you will love it
( you will love it )..
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an
( ass like that )
The way you
move it
you make my pee
pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Jessica Simpson
looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an
( ass like that )
Everytime I see that show
on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley
used to be so wholesome
Now they're
getting older
they're starting
to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and
sit down with my pop corn
Police
saying
"freeze"
Doing doing doing
What do you mean
freeze?
Geez, I just got
my seat
I have ticket, look
I put away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me
from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see
Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene
or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee
wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I
demand
to see my attorney
I will simply plead
innocent
cop a plea and
be free
Free, yes, free, right back
on the streets
What you mean my
lawyer's with Michael
he's too busy?
I am Triumph
Britney Spears has
shoulders like a man
And I can say that and
you'll laugh
cuz that is a puppet
on my hand
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an
( ass like that )
The way you
move it
you make my pee
pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Hilary Duff is.. not
quite old enough so
I ain't never seen
( a butt like that )
Maybe next year
I'll say ass
and she'll make my pee
pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves
she dances like a
go-go
In that video she sings
get out your bozo
I need a new boyfriend
hi my name is JoJo
Police saying
"freeze"
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean
freeze?
My computers would
be seized
and my keys
to my ranch
I just baked cookies
Mr. Officer
looky, take a whiff
of these
Here, I make
Jesus juice
take a sip of this
Nobody is safe
from me
no not even me
I don't even know if I can
say the word pee pee
pee, On the radio
but I think I did
Janet, is that
a breast
I think I just
saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke
I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke
is working
I must flee quick
Get to the chopper
everybody get out
I am not Triumph
I am Arnold
get down
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an
( ass like that )
The way you
move it
you make my pee
pee go
Doing, doing, doing
So Gwen Stefani
will you pee pee on
me please?
I ain't never seen an
( ass like that )
Cuz the way you
move it
you
make my pee
pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Fuck is wrong with you?
(ha!)....