Two and a half men season 7 cast

22 Episodes 2009 - 2010

Is Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) ready to settle down? It sure looks that way when he and Chelsea (Jennifer Bini Taylor) are engaged as Season 7 opens, but his fidelity is tested by the reappearance of Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier), and his fiancée doesn't do him any favors when her gorgeous college roommate (Tricia Helfer) moves in temporarily following a bad breakup. Meanwhile, the house gets even more crowded when Alan's girlfriend, Melissa (Kelly Stables), moves in; Jake blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo; and Jake's bad behavior with his new friend Eldridge (Graham Patrick Martin) turns out to be good luck for Alan when he falls for the boy's mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith). Guest stars include Stacy Keach, John Amos, Annie Potts and Martin Mull, and Eddie Van Halen and ZZ Top have cameos.

Episode 1

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Mon, Sep 21, 2009 30 mins

In the seventh-season opener, Mia's reappearance has Charlie doubting his love for Chelsea, and he has to decide between the two women.

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Episode 2

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Mon, Sep 28, 2009 30 mins

Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, moves in with him after Chelsea convinces Charlie that it would be a great idea, and the women take over the house.

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Episode 3

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Mon, Oct 5, 2009 30 mins

Alan ends up taking care of Judith's baby and her inebriated mother; Charlie is blackmailed by Jake, who has an incriminating photo of Charlie.

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Episode 4

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Mon, Oct 12, 2009 30 mins

Alan handles a job for his mother, while Charlie plays mediator between Chelsea and Jake, whose relationship is on rocky ground.

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Episode 5

For the Sake of the Child

Mon, Oct 19, 2009 30 mins

When Alan and Charlie publicly humiliate Jake, he says he no longer wants to live with them.

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Episode 6

Give Me Your Thumb

Mon, Nov 2, 2009 30 mins

Alan recommends breast-reduction surgery to Chelsea, which prompts Charlie to implement house-guest reduction, as in throwing Alan out.

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Episode 7

Untainted by Filth

Mon, Nov 9, 2009 30 mins

Charlie and Alan wake up together...with a woman they don't recognise.

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Episode 8

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle

Mon, Nov 16, 2009 30 mins

Chelsea's gorgeous university roommate comes to live at the house temporarily after a bad breakup, testing Charlie's restraint.

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Episode 9

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Mon, Nov 23, 2009 30 mins

Charlie's male ego is bruised when he learns that he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea; and Alan tries a cheap cure for his thinning hair.

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Episode 10

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Mon, Dec 7, 2009 30 mins

Charlie discovers a secret that Chelsea's been keeping from him regarding her finances.

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Episode 11

Warning, It's Dirty

Mon, Dec 14, 2009 30 mins

Charlie teaches Jake the tricks of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for the holidays; Evelyn invites a legendary TV producer to Charlie's for Christmas dinner.

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Episode 12

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Mon, Jan 11, 2010 30 mins

Jake tries to win back his ex-girlfriend by writing her love songs, while Alan and Herb try to hide their friendship from Judith.

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Episode 13

Yay, No Polyps!

Mon, Jan 18, 2010 30 mins

Charlie gets a colonoscopy just to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's parents, but he returns home to find them there.

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Episode 14

Crude and Uncalled For

Mon, Feb 1, 2010 30 mins

Alan gets into a bar fight and lands in jail, while Charlie fears that Chelsea likes Alan's lawyer.

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Episode 15

Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

Mon, Feb 8, 2010 30 mins

Chelsea has had enough of Charlie's jealousy, which is threatening their relationship.

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Episode 16

Tinkle Like a Princess

Mon, Mar 1, 2010 30 mins

Charlie goes to Las Vegas and returns with his new wife, but it's not Chelsea; and Chelsea's dad visits with his boyfriend.

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Episode 17

I Found Your Moustache

Mon, Mar 8, 2010 30 mins

Charlie and Chelsea reunite briefly, giving Charlie hope that they could get back together.

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Episode 18

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Mon, Mar 22, 2010 30 mins

Tricia Helfer returns as Chelsea's university friend, whom Charlie meets again; and Alan has a surprising effect on a patient.

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Episode 19

Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave

Mon, Apr 12, 2010 30 mins

Alan tolerates Jake's new friend, who is a bad influence, because he's attracted to the boy's mother.

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Episode 20

I Called Him Magoo

Mon, May 10, 2010 30 mins

Alan plans a romantic night with his new girlfriend, hoping for more intimacy.

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Episode 21

Gumby with a Pokey

Mon, May 17, 2010 30 mins

While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his former girlfriends.

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Episode 22

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Mon, May 24, 2010 30 mins

In the seventh-season finale, Charlie's license is suspended and Jake becomes his driver; and Alan plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party, which doesn't please Charlie.

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Who was the guitarist in Season 7 Episode 1 of Two and a Half Men?

Very amusing episode with an awesome cameo from Eddie Van Halen.

Why did Rose leave two and a half?

She "takes care" of Charlie for two weeks, however in actual she is giving him a pill that makes him dumb which Charlie eventually realizes. Charlie tries to convivce Alan about this but he doesn't believe him. Rose however realising that her game is up, decides to leave.

Does Charlie marry Chelsea?

They remain engaged throughout season 7 until Charlie throws up on a baby, forcing Chelsea to dump him and leaving Charlie heartbroken. At the end of season 8 he goes off with Rose to a romantic getaway in Paris, which ultimately resulted in his 'death'.

What happens in Season 7 of Two and a Half Men?

Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie. Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship. After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

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